(Source: ninichu, via wiwarawawiwoo)
| Stranger: | Are you one of those fans, who are like "Oppa, fuck me!" |
| Me: | Nope,more like "Oppa,fuck him!" |
| Friend: | go ask |
| Me: | no you go ask |
| Friend: | no you |
| Me: | fine can i have ketchup |
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
(via changseobseob)
@2 hours ago with 55731 notes| Fan 1: | AKJSHDKJAHSDKJSA |
| Fan 2: | I know. I know. |
| Me: | *Doesn't party* |
| Me: | *Doesn't drink* |
| Me: | *Doesn't sleep around* |
| Me: | *Doesn't get knocked up* |
| Me: | *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something* |
| Parents: | WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY. |